Dear Mr. Caribou Man,
Today Caribou was extra busy and there were no seats by you. It made me a bit sad. Today you had a new friend join you. I did not recognize him. I overheard his name was Scott. You and Scott wear the same hats. Where does one go about purchasing a hat like that?
Today you were also sporting a lime green sweater. Way to rock it and show your youthful side.
Then two more friends came and joined you. You went and sat by them at a big table. As you guys were walking over your Mayo friend waved at me. It made my day.