Dear Mr. Caribou Man,
Every time I walk into Caribou and see you sitting back and reading your newspaper, I get really excited. Okay I'm a nerd, but you probably know that by now. I like when things are predictable in my life; it gives me this strange sense of comfort. So that being said, I was glad to see you on Monday and today, but just a little sad to not see you on Tuesday. But your friend, Mr. Mayo Man, was there so that brought me a little bit of comfort.
Oh and I almost forgot, you wore jeans today!!!! It was strange. I have never seen you in jeans in the four months I have stalked known you. Hmmm...why today? I wonder if you wore them for a special occassion of sorts...maybe tomorrow you will tell me.
Until tomorrow my friend,