Dear Mr. Caribou Man,
You weren't at Caribou yesterday or today. I'm a bit sad. Today I was so ready to say hi to you and ask you how your morning was going, but I couldn't. Tomorrow morning I won't be at Caribou either because I have a training at 8am. I have this feeling that you may have found this blog and figured out that I have a secret grandpa crush on you. But I promise Mr. Caribou Man I am not creepy. So please keep visiting your local Caribou at 8am.