Dear Mr. Caribou Man,
Today you were at Caribou. I was running a bit late and was scared I would miss you. But I walk in and saw you relaxing back reading your newspaper. I had a sigh of relief. Mr. Caribou Man you were back in action. I thought today would be the day. I would say hello and ask how your weekend was going. But then your friend came and you went and sat by him. So I sadly didn't get the chance to say hi.
ps I promise I'm not creepy; I just wanted to show the rest of the world that you are real, so I took a creepy stalker photo with my phone.